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Feasibility study
Leave it to the supercomputer to generate a hilarious scenario. Based on input of recent headlines, the supercomputer predicts a day when a radicalized billionaire will deliver 3D-printed weapons to...
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What is a bull worth?
If I had served under President Obama (pun fully intended), I would want to kill myself, too. The guy’s a plague on all our houses — a disgrace to the uniform, worse than Bill Clinton, hardly better...
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Machiavel, serenissimi regis
…or, megachurch as small-town surrogate. …or, when the devil’s your king, there’s hell to pay. …or, Shopping Malls: the last deserted cathedrals of the Capitalist religious order. Lee’s clones...
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Accents for the day
Carolina Outer Banks Appalachian Scottish Cherokee BONUS: Self defence lessons
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Coyness Interruptus
There’s nothing like being in a sexy mood, alone at home with my wife on a Saturday morning, when two ladies carrying Watchtower Bible tracts ring the front doorbell and want to talk about why there’s...
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Music du jour, however timeless
The Patriot Game never ends… Lyrics to The Patriot Game : (Billy Behen) Come all you young rebels and list while we sing for the love of one’s country is a terrible thing. It banishes fear with the...
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Where is Def Leprechaun when you need ‘em?
I am a woodsman in that I am a man who lives in the woods. I respect the right for private property ownership such that if we are all responsible stewards of the land we own, then our community...
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Rethink losing your religion…
Maybe your social network is your religion, after all — the more people you share happiness with, the better. Whatever happened to misery loves company?
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Liken likin’ lichen like in lye kin
Our mailbox at the street resembles a small wooden house, a look similar to our main house. On the “chimney” of the mailbox house grows a small patch of lichen. Do you like lichen the way I do? Lichen...
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Is that my Epipen or Livescribe Pulse/Echo?
Every theory that I test always falls back to this position: is there anything that contradicts the fact this body is a set of states of energy in constant flux? All the other details fade in...
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Nawlins — naughty and nice!
Thx to Hector at Gumbo Shop, PETAs at Pepper Palace…and more!
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That pale blue dot (no, not the DOT (dept. of transportation) that keeps us...
“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The...
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Note to self
Do I have it in me to give myself freely, free of fear of rejection, free of resorting to stereotyping, and permit myself to dance with others, let alone my wife, letting go of inhibitions without...
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Storytelling Secrets of Imprimante Scanneur Copieur
While writing one’s self into a storyline that appears autobiographical, one loses oneself temporarily, but that is the whole point, is it not? We characters are characters with characteristics...
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Back-to-school
Shopping with my marital partner during tax-free weekend. At Burke’s (not burqas) Outlet. Thx to the hardworking staff and mgmt here. On our way here, we saw a large edifice going up that I could only...
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Mom’s latest email
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY? I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in...
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Eagle Scout project
Country breakfast to raise money for an Eagle Scout project — build a new storage building and move the old one. Good luck to Luke Fields in completing his project.
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Play all day long
Football/futbol is a religion. Religion is a ball, walking on foot to hand out religious tracts. Guns and costumes make distinguishing the wannabe cop from the real thing and the cosplay actor from...
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